In reply to Ian W:
I filled in a questionnaire "from" Boris Johnson, on the principle that he should hear some more diverse opinions.
For my pains I've been added to the Consesrvatives' mailing list. I lasted till the second email before their bland assumption that "getting Brexit done" was an irresistible lure, before snapping and breaking my own rules about rudeness.
But somehow I don't think they read my unvarnished opinion of Boris and his party, as the begging emails are still coming...
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