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 Philip 28 Jul 2019

Saw this advertised on Facebook and found it hilarious photo, so UKC do your best. Safe for work, it's a Dacia Logan and a climber ready to set off.

https://cdn.group.renault.com/dac/master/dacia-vn/vehicules/logan-mcv-stepw...

 profitofdoom 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

Woman: "Here's your chalk bag"

Man: "Don't effing drive off without me"

 profitofdoom 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

Woman: "There you go, sixty Marmite sandwiches and a bottle of Jack Daniels"

 Wainers44 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

This definitely counts as a winter ascent, I used the spray de-icer and everything... 

 Alyson 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

After a full day of climbing, Brave Dave prepares to overnight at Camp 1, while his wife transports up some supplementary oxygen from base camp.

Post edited at 19:58
 DerwentDiluted 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

"Since your hand was replaced by a prosthetic rucksack you have to top rope everything, I'm leaving and I'm taking your lace up Ugg boots with me"

 hang_about 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

You do know you've tied in by your gear loop?

 McHeath 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

D'you always have to ring up when I'm trying to repair the f*cking chainsaw? Here are your f*cking crampons, plus the f*cking manual about how to tie in correctly!

In reply to Philip:

I have packed your lucky pair of Ron Hills, some malt loaf and a packet of Ovaltine, after all you are a veteran athlete. 

 marsbar 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

"For once the guidebook was right about the easy walk in"

 Padraig 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

Thanx love ..oh and remember to put boot down.

Oh & kiss kids goodnite for me if i'm not back tonite..

 Pefa 28 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

' The ticking noise? It's coming from the car hun, enjoy your climb,mwah'

 wercat 28 Jul 2019
In reply to profitofdoom:

Oddly, Marmite was the first thing I thought of ... there must be some meaning in this

"Are you really sure you want all these changes of underwear?  I thought it was only a single-pitch!"

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 wercat 29 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

The Ascent of 3 Pebble Slab - Day 4 of Siege Tactics, Resupply of the team

 Snyggapa 29 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

I like to rack my carabiners so they jangle like wind chimes when I am climbing

 jkarran 29 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

Ignoring the odd scenario there's something very fake about that picture, like the car and the people have been shopped in.

Having had the misfortune of a week at the controls of one of these I can only assume they're preparing to push it off the mountain in some sort of Eiger Sanction insurance scam.

Who makes a modern car without sufficient torque to climb car-park access ramps in first gear!

jk

 Blue Straggler 29 Jul 2019
In reply to jkarran:

> Ignoring the odd scenario there's something very fake about that picture, like the car and the people have been shopped in.

They are on a planet with two suns, I'd expect things to look odd overall!

 Toby_W 29 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

There you go Bear, two full bottles of piss for now and 2 empty ones for later, I wrapped the sleeping bag round them so they stay warm.  Make sure you stay within ten meters of the road.

Cheers

Toby

 Rob Exile Ward 29 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

I am just going outside and may be some time

 krikoman 29 Jul 2019
In reply to Philip:

"Chalk, no, it's a fisting bag. Don't forget to practise every day"

In reply to Philip:

Nicole?

Papa?

 Baron Weasel 01 Aug 2019
In reply to Philip:

Oh 'drive-in' was on the kit list, not the directions...


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