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Boris "I am fit as a butcher's dog..... I have had the virus and I am bursting with anti-bodies".

Could someone please tell me what this means for our nation?

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

Overweight, spoilt and produces a lot of shit.

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

Well. Dogs WILL shag just about anything that moves...

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

Bursting with xenomorphs with a bit of luck

In reply to Oceanrower:

How can a c*nt shag another c&nt?
I need another sex guide book.

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

Which are fitter, a flea or butchers dogs...? But are fiddles even fitter? 

I'm thinking Boris doesn't bike much these days. 

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

I google original meanings and it aint looking good for Johnson. Apparently applied to married men as are close to something but cant have it.

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

The only butcher I know personally has a cat.

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

it's a very populist expression

In reply to graeme jackson:

Excellent.

In reply to keith-ratcliffe:

Same term Jimmy Savile used to describe himself when meeting Louis Theroux. Always reminds me of that when I hear it.

In reply to fmck: I was pleased to see his image scratched out in a montage of celebrities in a Sheffield pub, somebody had carefully obscured his face on the plastic-glass cover.