A moat filled with snakes and alligators !

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https://news.sky.com/story/president-donald-trump-wanted-to-build-alligator...

The reality presidency continues to supply such comedy gold as 

"Aides reportedly recalled Mr Trump suggested in a meeting that migrants could be shot in the legs "to slow them down", although he was told that this would be illegal.

He also called for the wall to be fortified with electric spikes "that could pierce human flesh" and a "water-filled trench" which would be "stocked with snakes or alligators".

TWS

 Phil79 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

I'm no fan of Trump, but that sounds like utter rubbish!

In reply to Phil79:

> I'm no fan of Trump, but that sounds like utter rubbish!

Isn't everything Trump says very much utter rubbish ?

Either way its comical.

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mick taylor 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

These will be the snakes he's finished with, after extracting their oil.

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 hang_about 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

I'm reminded of a Simpson's cartoon where Homer was going to jump a shark filled tank. To make it harder they tipped some lions in there as well.

 r0b 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

A moat with alligators was first proposed as a joke in an Obama speech on border security!

"Maybe they'll need a moat... then they'll want alligators in the moat"

youtube.com/watch?v=VAOEInEzpec&

 Andy DB 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Chive Talkin\':

I was thinking of offering him some sharks with freaking laser beams. I worked well for Doctor evil!

Now where can I get hold of half a dozen coy carp and some laser pens from? 

 Sir Chasm 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Andy DB:

> Now where can I get hold of half a dozen coy carp and some laser pens from? 

I don't know, coy carp are notoriously difficult to find.

 john arran 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Sir Chasm:

> I don't know, coy carp are notoriously difficult to find.

but then if you do find one it won't shut up about it.

 Timmd 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Sir Chasm:

> I don't know, coy carp are notoriously difficult to find.

Did you hear about the one which was so shy, it went into a different room to change it's mind?

 jimmccall 02 Oct 2019
In reply to Andy DB:

I have some distempered skate...


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