We're sorry you didn't find your stay satisfactory. To use our WiFi please wait until the Citylink bus for Glasgow passes on the A82 and act quickly. Alternatively to access mobile data please hold your phone exactly 13.2cm above the floor at an angle of 16.8 degrees.
Our resident midges have agreed to refund 0.2ml of blood on your next stay as an apology for the disappointment.
Lorraine McCall began her attempt today at a continuous, self-powered round of the Grahams, a four-month tour of upland Scotland combining walking and bikepacking. If successful, she'll be the first person that we know of to do it.