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My lickl Terry is climbing mad, will he like opening this on Xmas morning?

 

https://www.endclothing.com/gb/off-white-medium-industrial-keychain-omnf006...

In reply to ALF_BELF:

I'd say!! I'm going to outside in hathersage to ask if I can buy some weighted embellishments !

In reply to ALF_BELF:

probably not, nobody uses Kong nuts in the UK, see if they'll do you an upgrade to some Wild country rocks.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

"Caution: Novelty item for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used for climbing."

In reply to gethin_allen: I've got a few from when Decathlon used to sell them... the little ones have come in handy a few times.

Not that handy though!

 

 I've got a load of weighted wire embelishments, but they aren't as pretty and have become quite scratched. I really must learn to look after them better and not let them come into contact with rock.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

i'm confused as to that this is even for... is it supposed to be something you wear?

In reply to ALF_BELF:

I'd just throw him the 175 queen heads that they want for this trash.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

OMG £175 for a key chain!

 

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Offwidth micro wires? That you wear?!?

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

It makes me be glad to be poor, so all this shit (see their other stuff as well) is out of my price range.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Ah I see, so you ware the wire around you neck in the form of a garrote, attach the full rated wires and let them hang like medallions for all to see, go climbing and when you slip the wires get caught in a crack and your saved! Maybe you should buy 2!

In reply to ALF_BELF: Wonder how much they charge for cams!!!!

 

 

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

yeah but free shipping, no brainer

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Is 'wardrobe rotation' actually a thing?

I mean, I turn the heap once a year and bingo! Last years winter clothes are now on top again, but I had no idea I was so on-trend.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Jesus Christ, how much? 

In reply to gethin_allen:

Don’t Kong nuts fit british cracks?

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Christ for that money he can have my compleat rack including cams and 2 150 good ropes.

Bring a wheel barrow.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

If he's of a suitable age, get him a few large bottles of strong cider and a gross of prophylactics. If he's not, they'll keep.

T.

In reply to Dave the Rave:

Nah, they're tuned for those odd foreign cracks and would be totally useless on stanage.

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

I hope lickl Terry doesn't read this thread, that'll be his Christmas f*cked!

In reply to Lusk:

To be fair with a name like lickl Terry it doesn't sound like hes old enough to read. 

 

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Probably not

In reply to ALF_BELF:

I reckon likl Terry might find this more entertaining to open on crimbo day. 

LONG LOG OF POO TURD Printed Double Sided Key Ring 45mm Keyring Button novelty gift https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01HQB6D1K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_hF0bCbAQBJ0MV

 

In reply to Lusk:

I’ve put lickl Terry up for adoption. This Christmas lark is too much like hard work 

In reply to Lusk:

It makes me glad to not be a total areshole, so all this shit is not something I'd ever consider cool.

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Maybe his new family can pick him up on Christmas day ?

You could wrap him up for them. 

That will be one for him to remember 

In reply to ALF_BELF:

You can sell 'em (priveleged a'holes) anything, as Harry knows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvcD4Czx4Y&list=RDuVvcD4Czx4Y&star...

In reply to beardy mike:

It almost makes me want to sell stuff like that to people who'll buy it. 

In reply to Timmd:

I still don't understand what it is. It says keychain but it's got a length of cable as well. And what's a keyring got to do with climbing nuts? 

In reply to Timmd:

I didn't take you for the taking advantage type . 

 

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

FFS have you seen the rest of the stuff they're trying to sell us!!

£75 for a pair of socks.... I think if you added up how much I've spent on socks in the last 20yrs it'd be about the same.  But they're made in Italy so that's all right then... but for that price I'd want them shipped in from Mars..

In reply to Andy Mullett:

I glanced at the webshite and determined it was one of those types of stores. 

The London, Newcastle and Glasgow stores and the statement  "END. stores have earned a reputation for being amongst the finest menswear destinations in the world." said it all . 

Yeah END of you money or cerebral cortex . 

They're probably flown over in their own private jet .

 

 

 

In reply to ALF_BELF:

Get him a pornographic magazine instead. Never did me any harm!

In reply to ALF_BELF:

How about a nice pair a trainers instead?

https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/maison-margiela-fusion-sneaker-men/4976593

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

That's why I said almost. I'm the son of a business person and see pounds signs at things like this, but I have a conscience too.  

In reply to Chive Talkin\':

Thank you by the way.