In reply to Clauso:
>Literally just managed to get tickets to see Fat Manc Elvis (aka Morrissey) a
I saw him a G-mex, years ago. It was almost evangelical. Lots of fat middle-aged people (like me), singing along ecstatically, in a state of rapture. If he'd said 'lets burn down the Reichstag, or Manchester town hall as its nearer, he's have had a willing crowd. I trust you'll be wearing a 'I (heart) the EU' t-shirt. Just to annoy mr Farage and co.
Top tip:
He used to live on Kings rd in Old Trafford. If you were the obsessive type.... He's bound to drive past his old house. You could use a police stinger, to puncture the tyres on his limo. Then ask for an autograph, and stand uncomfortably close to him whilst talking about the benefits of EU membership in relation to Owls, whilst he's waiting for the AA. Jus' sayin'.