It's come to something when we have a national body sending out a coagulation of scientists to measure the grade of a route. Climbers used to be such a happy go lucky bunch - wild and free! That McClusky gizzer isn't half bouncy for an old man!

I suspect they're not real scientists.

Lies, damn lies and crimp crankers. Everyone knows Scoop Wall is E4.

Funny in a geeky way but bmc need to brush up on their production skills. That had the same finish as a 1980s sex education video! Maybe that was the intention though ;)