In reply to jon:
I recall once being on the glacier beneath the Grand Capucin, hearing a long series of increasingly frantic shouts in French. Finally we shouted up "est-ce-que vous avez un problem?"
"Oui. Appele un helicopter" came the response.
We dropped our sacks and ran frantically back to where things were more trafficed and flagged down a passing chopper. From it emerged a French guide with not a hair out of place, his Yves St Laurent crampons perfectly colour coordinated with his fleece and stylish hat. (Me as usual following the normal British traditions, you can imagine just how stylish I was, if one can use the words "stylish" and "Simon" in the same sentence!).
"Monsieur, Monsieur, ill-y-a un partie qui avait un grand problem sur la Grand CapUChin (my phonetics)"
French Guide (pushes back an impeccably tonsured lock into its exact place from the 2 mm it had become displaced by the near gale from the chopper, slightly polishes his already gleaming ice-axe) : "Oh no, monsieur, il-y-a un partie qui avait un grand problem sur la Grand Capucin!" (pronounced correctly with a soft s like sound at the end).
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